I'm Waiting For You...

My warm message of love and affection is now out among you. Ready for the great embracing. Come to me, my muses. Inspire me to great new heights of fandom. Introduce me to all the electric possibilities of the web and beyond. And if you have time, send me a trophy of flesh. Just a small one to start. Maybe a scab or a skin tag. Something on a q-tip. You know, baby steps.

Ooooh. Tom Petty was right. The waiting is the darkest part.

R
Rance@RancesWebsession.com

Where's Donnie?

I have it on good authority that Donnie Hoyle was from the Covington, KY area. However, after combing through various obituaries from local newspapers, I cannot seems to find where he was interred. If any of you R-Tards have information about his final resting place (well, actually, not yet final), then I can't figure out why you won't tell me. Maybe you're dumb. Or maybe you need a "changing." I can help you with that. But first, just let me know where the body is, so that I may take Donnie into my warm embrace. In my cold basement.

Rance